The 12 Days of Lost and Found

Joseph St. Nicholas, Staff Writer

(Sung to the Familiar Tune)

 

On the first day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

A hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Two silver trumpets,

And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Three la-crosse sticks, Two silver trumpets,

And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 4th day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Four missing notebooks, Three la-crosse sticks, Two silver trumpets,

And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

 

On the 5th  day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Five “Algebra II’s”, Four missing notebooks, Three la-crosse sticks,

Two silver trumpets,   And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 6th day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Six soccer shin-pads, Five “Algebra II’s”, Four missing notebooks,

Three la-crosse sticks, Two silver trumpets, And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 7th day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Seven pairs of khakis, Six soccer shin-pads, Five “Al-ge-bra II’s”,

Four missing notebooks, Three la-crosse sticks, Two silver trumpets,

And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 8th day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Eight football helmets, Seven pairs of khakis, Six soccer shin-pads,

Five “Al-ge-bra II’s”, Four missing notebooks, Three la-crosse sticks

Two silver trumpets,   And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 9th day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Nine X – L sweatshirts, Seven pairs of khakis, Six soccer shin-pads,

Five “Al-ge-bra II’s”, Four missing notebooks, Three la-crosse sticks,

Two silver trumpets, And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 10th day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Ten Freshman text books, Nine X – L sweatshirts, Seven pairs of khakis,

Six soccer shin-pads, Five “Al-ge-bra II’s”, Four missing notebooks

Three la-crosse sticks, Two silver trumpets, And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 11th day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Eleven water bottles, Ten Freshman text books, Nine X – L sweatshirts

Seven pairs of khakis, Six soccer shin-pads, Five “Al-ge-bra II’s”,

Four missing notebooks, Three la-crosse sticks, Two silver trumpets

And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.

On the 12th day of Christmas, the Lost & Found showed to me

Twelve brand new Bibles, Eleven water bottles, Ten Freshman text books

Nine X – L sweatshirts, Seven pairs of khakis, Six soccer shin-pads

Five “Al-ge-bra II’s”, Four missing notebooks, Three la-crosse sticks,

Two silver trumpets,   And a hockey goal-tender’s mask.