@MonticelloFellow1: “Hey Britain, we’re breaking up. Come on man, you’re troddin’ us down! Al(most every) man is equal under the law, and you decided to stop our smuggling. Well, like color and flavor, we’re gettin’ rid of u” #DecTheHalls #YoManFarmers #FrenchLovingRepublican #KingGeorgeTheTurd
@realGeorge: “Yo Jeff, cool the jets, ice the paragraphs, hey uh did anyone hear what I said about political parties” #MyTeethArentWood #OwnVineAndFigTree
@AlexDaBoss: “Look at the state of our nation! We’re in a financial mess! Hope that doesn’t happen again. Hey Burr, you wanna go bro?” #DuelinInJersey #IHeartLinManuelMiranda #HeDidntMiss
@TheTrueKing111: “Really, now? Yeah sure I’m a little insane, but we were good before guys, what happened?” #YoullBeBack #TheChairWasntPrinceFrederick #EverybodyHatesMe
@SamNotTheBeerAdams: “Don’t worry @TheTrueKing111, we’ll get you back eventually” #WhosJamesBond #AustinPowersMojo #Adele #WorldWarWon #WeDontWantMadonnaBack
@JMaddy: “WHO’S GONNA STOP US? YOU GEORGIE? CANADA? GO ANTI-FEDERALISTS BABY!!!” #FireVsWhitehouse #CanadasPants #BillOfRIGHTS
@Ben100Frank: “JOIN OR DIE. Well maybe not die, we’ll see. Loyalists, more like Loyal Nitwits. Booh-yeah!” #IWroteThunderstruck #MoneyMoneyMoney #RollingInBenjamins
@SamNotTheBeerAdams: “Wait, guys, what happens if we win?” #NothingHappenedOnJuly4th #TheyNamedAlcoholAfterMe #FreestFinestNationOnTheFaceOfTheEarth
@UncPatHenry: “We’re all set boys, we got the Articles of Confederation roarin’ to go. What’re we gonna do, expand? Collect taxes? Naaaaah, we ain’t the Brits.” #ManifestDestination #NoTaxationWithoutRepresentation #TruPatriot
@realGeorge: “Ayeeee! Things can only go up from here! Wait, what’s happening in France?” #MountVernonsCalling #GuysIMeanItMyTeethArentWood #BetterGeorge #MoreRevolutionsSoon #RoyalHaircutForKingLouis
