Now the the NFL schedule has been published for the upcoming season, I felt it was time to look at the underlying inplications of the new season. As the saying goes, “Hope sprins eternal” even for New York football fans.
The script for the upcoming NFL season has been leaked, along with the name of the Super Bowl LXI Champions.
According to the Super Bowl logo color theory (and what could be more accurate than that?), the Super Bowl matchup will include the Dolphins repping the AFC and the Bears in the NFC. When all is said and done (and the gamblers have been paid off [just like the game officials]), the Dolphins will come out on top as champs.
As for our local teams, there will be no surprises. The Giants, as hopeful as they have been in the last 15 years, will suffer major injuries to all half-decent players on the roster and miss the playoffs entirely. The embarassing Jets will endure yet another miserable season, locking in a top 3 draft pick within the first 2 weeks of the season.
This year’s trade deadline will be extremely boring, with many teams trading 2nd-string players for a 4th round draft pick. Injuries will plague the league this year (as foreshadowed by the aforementioned Giants), with an estimated 80% of starting quarterbacks missing significant time during the regular season.
The Big Game’s halftime performer will be Drake, selected to respond to Kendrick Lamar’s 2025 performance. Look for a cameo by Doja Kat!
